A Party That Can-Tell-It's-Ass-from-a-Hole-in-the-Ground No More

He has vowed not to run for president in '08 if elected chair—a kind of backhanded bribe that may induce many DNC members to vote for him.

This, boys and girls, is your Democratic Party in the year 2005: Make me your hapless leader and I won't be an eyesore of a candidate.

Meanwhile, the Republicans have about 30 governors, a dozen cabinet members, (maybe) a Vice-President and a Time Man of the Year from whom to choose a candidate.

That little "D" beside a politican's name is tanking in credibility faster than Apple in the mid-90s.